telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

imaginarily:

breathe vertical,

ethane:

rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

  • updates on my love life: claimed another fictional character as my boyfriend
  • Interviewer: Sometimes people call you a boy band ....
  • Michael: THE B-WORD

unconflated:

life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me. 

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.


Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)
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