• jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
  • me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

You know how you would feel if you were swimming in the ocean and all of a sudden you see a shark? That wave of panic? That’s how social anxiety feels. Only, you’re not in the ocean, you’re in public.. And it’s not a shark, it’s humans.
Someone asked me to explain what it was like living with Social Anxiety Disorder, this is what I told them (via cats-tats-recovery)

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

mitten:

i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

jesuschristofficial:

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

greatwhiteprivilege:

my least favorite animals are children

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