nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

If you had started doing anything two weeks ago, by today you would have been two weeks better at it.
John Mayer  (via fawun)
The flower doesn’t dream of the bee. It blossoms and the bee comes.
Mark Nepo, The Book of Awakening  (via sk-cum)
phoenixwrites:

sassy-hook:

pleasant-trees:

aprilsvigil:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

But no, if you watch closely you’ll see she doesn’t even step on the last chair. That means she had to trust that fucker to lift her gently to the ground while he was spinning down onto that chair. That takes major guts. I’d be pissing myself and fearing a broken neck if I were in her place. Kudos to her. 

I can’t stop watching this. 

#I watched this for too long to not reblog

I feel like the spinny thing would be fun if I trusted my partner and had any coordination whatsoever.
Schon fast tot
(via l-a-s-t-m-0-m-e-n-t)
I turned off my phone
Because I could not
Handle the certainty
That you were not
Even trying to talk
To me.

(via confusingmisery)
trustwurthy