• jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
  • me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho


My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

You know how you would feel if you were swimming in the ocean and all of a sudden you see a shark? That wave of panic? That’s how social anxiety feels. Only, you’re not in the ocean, you’re in public.. And it’s not a shark, it’s humans.
Someone asked me to explain what it was like living with Social Anxiety Disorder, this is what I told them (via cats-tats-recovery)


i wish people had crushes on me 


i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me


I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go


see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder


on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet


you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly


my least favorite animals are children